The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."
The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?"
The monkey shook his head up and down.
"What happened?"
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and kept turning it up by his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
The monkey nodded his head!
"What else?" asked the officer.
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking inward quickly.
"They were smoking marijuana too?" questioned the officer.
The monkey nodded his head
"What else?" queried the officer. The monkey started dancing.
"So they were playing around too?" asked the astounded officer.
The monkey nodded his head.
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and playing around before they wrecked the car?"
The monkey nodded his head again.
"What were you doing during all this?" asked the Officer.
The monkey motioned with his hands that he was driving the car!
