I love you but....
Only if you make my bed
Only if you wear this short skirt
Only if you go to my thing instead of yours
Only if you concentrate on my needs first

I love you but....
Not when you fold shirts this way
Not when you leave your stuff out
Not when you decide to see a chick flick
Not when you act like that

I love you but....
not when you do what you do; be what you are and overall disappoint me

I love you but....
you need to change who you are
you need to conform to my image of the norm

I love you but....
why can't you just be what I ask?
 

Ever feel like the phrase "unconditional love" is a joke?