Things That Make You Go Hmmmm

Here are some things for you to think about!

Things that make you go Hmmmm

• If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out of its nose?
• Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
• Could someone get addicted to counceling? If so, how could you treat them?
• Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
• Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
• Does anyone ever vanish with a trace?
• How can someone draw a blank?
• How can there be "self help GROUPS"?
• How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest but he always ducked whenever someone threw a gun at him?
• How do they get the deers to cross at that yellow road sign?
• How is it possible to have a civil war?
• If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
• If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
• If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butterside down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
• If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?
• If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
• If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner have to drown too?
• If God sneezed...what would you say?
• If knees were backward, what would chairs look like?
• If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of Congress?
• If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
• If superglue is so good, why doesnt it stick to the inside of the tube?
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
• If cops arrest a mime, do they tell him that he has the right to remain silent?

• If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
• If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?
• If you have a bunch of odds and ends, and get rid of all but one of them, what would you call it?
• If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, should you plan a surprise party for him?
• If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
• If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
• If youre crosseyed, and have dyslexia, can you read correctly?
• Is it possible to be totally partial?
• Is there a Dr. Salt?
• Is it true that cannibals dont eat clowns because they taste funny?
• Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
• Isnt it a little scary that a doctors work is called practice?
• Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?
• Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
• Should crematorians give discounts for burn victims?
• Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• Shouldnt there be a shorter word for"monosylabic"?
• There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
• What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
• What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
• What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconcious?
• What do sheep count when they cant sleep?
• What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
• What happened to the first 6 ups?

• What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
• When sign-makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?
• When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
• Who tows the tow trucks when they break down?
• Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an s in it?
• Why are there Braille signs on a drive up ATM?
• Why are there flotation devices under a planes seats instead of parachutes?
• Why are they called stands if theyre made for sitting?
• Why arent there bulletproof pants?
• Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• Why do fat chance, and slim chance mean the same thing?
• Why do they report power outages on TV?
• Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
• Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
• Why dont sheep shrink in the rain?
• Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
• Why is the word abbreviate so long?
• Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
• Why isnt there mouse flavored catfood?
• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
• Can fat people go skinny dipping?
• Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
• Have ex-locomotive engineers become derailed?
• Why is it called a building if its already been built?