An Ode to Nekotaromaru

He was neutered after this article was written

Nekotaromaru is my greatest achievement in role play: half man, half cat. Behold, for I have combined both the innate sexiness of felines with the innate sexiness of pretty boys. My might is surely awesome.

Nekotaromaru was born to a cat demon mother and warlord, who was also a god, father, who both tragically died shortly after his birth. He was raised by a clan of ninja thieves, learning everything and anything about stealing and assassination. Naturally his weapon of choice was a pair of incredibly magical katanas that his father, the warlord father who was also a god, left to him, as well as that of a shotgun.

Should you ever see Nekotaromaru, you will know him by his camo pants as well as tank top. Usually he wears a trench coat to conceal his identity, for people in trench coats are never suspicious. However, he always appears moody and angry, and prefers to sit off in the dark corner by himself. He drinks only Bloodwyne, for he was also bitten by a vampire you see.

At will, he can summon the spirit of his father, the warlord who was also a god, to defeat any enemy with his incredibly magic katanas. Also, since he is half god, he can dodge bullets and move at the speed of thought. He is always cool in battle, and never shows any emotion other than rage, which he often flies into when someone pisses him off. Woe to the fool who thinks he can defeat Nekotaromaru, the greatest assassin-ninja to ever exist!

Nekotaromaru is also the sexiest catboy to ever exist. He charms the ladies by summoning roses from nothing (He's half god remember? He has magical powers too), and proposing marriage no less than five minutes after meeting them. He's been married about twenty times, but he's always looking for a nice girl to settle down with. The others, obviously, meant nothing to him, and it's always good to put your past behind you.

In short, Nekotaromaru is the coolest, most awesome, wisest, smartest, bravest, most ass-kicking, original character in the world. You must be a fool if you don't want to role play with him.

A short comic about Nekotaromaru's adventures: