The smell of sulfur is so thick this night. Assholes are afoot!
Originally I wasn't going to write anything today. Because I believe that I should stay out of politics, mainly. At least on my site. It'd be far too easy to write "LOL BUSH R TEH STUPED HE CANTS TALK LMAO". I believe you people deserve more than that. Today, it's not about America's birthday.
It's those fuggin' fireworks!
Originally I was gonna draw me kicking some little assholes around, but then I decided since I have the Edward Elric hair (long bangs, long hair in back), might as well let him do it. Man I rule.
The fourth of July doesn't really bother me too much normally. While I am not interested in blowing shit up with firecrackers, I don't mind other people doing it - within reason.
Every night for the last two weeks I've had to endure the sounds of fireworks well into the AM hours. Mind you, fireworks are illegal to ignite within city limits, and I'm WELL within city limits. The air is choked with sulfur odor by 8 or 9 PM, which means going outside or opening a window will grant you only the aroma of rotten eggs.
Let's get something straight here, people... You are not fireworks technicians. You can go out and waste $200 on fireworks; it just makes you an idiot. Any sort of amusement given by small fountain fireworks had worn off AGES ago when I went through puberty. Backyard shows are a waste of money.
I don't see the point of buying massive amounts of fireworks. This doesn't make you patriotic, you know. It doesn't make you "cool". Most of said backyard fireworks are retarded anyway. Half the time I feel like I'm seizuring. Knock it the hell off.
So in conclusion: buying a crapload of fireworks = jackass.
Blackcats and little firecrackers like that aren't so bad though. At least you can blow shit up. If you're lucky, maybe a stupid kid will blow his hand off. Then you'll REALLY be entertained.