Five Things that Never Happened to Jack and Robert -- John F. Kennedy is dead, and Robert McNamara remembers him (Real Person Slash, American Politics).
Love Quintangles, Version One -- Someone asked, "What would happen if Harry fell in love with Buffy but she was in love with Frodo but it turns out that Frodo is gay and really loves Spiderman who is secretly smitten by Hermione? Ever wonder that? No? Me neither," and I wondered.
Love Quintangles, Version Two -- Same as above, in reverse (Hermione loves Spiderman loves Frodo loves Buffy loves Harry).
Paris, late Spring -- [After Lindsay Davenport lost to Mary Pierce, 6-3, 6-2, in the quarterfinals of the 2005 French Open Tournament at Roland Garros in Paris, France.] What do tennis professionals do in the locker room?
London, early Summer -- [After Justine Henin-Hardenne lost in the first round of Wimbledon to Eleni Danilidou, and Lindsay Davenport beat Dinara Safina, 6-2, 6-1 in the third round.] What do tennis professionals do in the middle of a tournament?
Kent, mid-Summer -- [After Lindsay Davenport lost to Venus Williams in the final at Wimbledon.] What do tennis professionals do when they're not playing tennis?
Specific characters are noted in summaries.
Specific ratings are noted in each story.
Pairings tend towards the homosexual, except where they don't.