So i finally sucked it up and went to the bar. Yeah no more being a baby. Infact it really wasn't as scary as I thought, ha ha ha.
I went with Brittany...and it happened to be student night, so they were trying to make every body wear name tags...most of which ended up on the floor and walls. Some people made clothes out of them...you know, things that drunk ppl would do with name tags. Brittany just found some anonymous name tag...Ginger...and wore that all night. When we went to go get some shooters, this idiot guy was like: "Heeey! You're name is Ginger, then you must be Spice!" and he pointed at me. Way to go buddy, hope you didn't think of that yourself. Ah ha ha ha.
There was also this guy that was there, who seemed to be obsessed with Brittany for the night...Derek Wannamaker (I know I probably shouldn't say his name, but in the spirit of Crank Yankers...screw the innocent). Anyways, this guy was nuts, he just kept latching onto ppl and following them around the whole night. So we decided to take him for all he was worth. Unfortunately he was only worth about $1.80.
I learned some very important things my first night at the bar...so i decided to make a quick list...feel free to add, ha ha.
Brandy's 7 Rules of the Bar
1. Never wear flat sandals to the bar, or any open shoe that is low to the floor.
2. Always expect a cover charge, even if you might think it may be ladies night...even if you don't have to pay it, the money will come in handy later.
3. Drink something before you leave so that you don't have to spend a fortune at the bar just to get ripped.
4. Don't make eye contact with anyone 5 years+ then you.
5. If you see somebody that you knew from highschool that you don't like, don't run away. Get them to buy you a drink first, then run away.
6. If it's somebody's birthday, avoid them. They are either going to want money, drinks, sex or just touch you alot.
7. Be nice to the ppl that are in the waiting line with you...when you relize that you need extra cash to pay for the cover charge, they are your best bet.
Well, that's it for today... -B