Splunge...
Hey all! I took a bit off cause I had University starting and stuff. I have now been to all of my classes, and I have to say they aren't that bad. Political Issues is kinda hard, the assignments are HUGE, but there is no final...and those two words are every student's dream.
The oldest guy is in one of my classes, he has to be pushin like 70. Seriously. He looks like that teacher off of The Water Boy...the one that looks like the KFC mascot. Ha ha ha.
My new computer should be coming in any day now, which is awesome, cause I will be able to do sooo much more.
Anyways, I gotta jet...oh yeah, I saw Colby's underwear, tee hee. Ah ha ha ha. Sorry Colby...but really, don't try to change in your classroom next time. Ha ha ha.

-B

A new discovery at Angelfire...
Okay, I just have to post this...But first the story to go with it. I was looking at all the building features that Angelfire has to offer...just cause I have never really looked at them before, and I see that they have some cool ideas for photo galleries...so I decide to take a look. Well when you look at the example templates, they put stupid pictures in the examples, just to show what your page could look like...and this was one of them...I can't help laughing at it when I look at it:

"PuddinHead"

Ha ha ha, yay for kitties.
-B

My first time at the bar...
So i finally sucked it up and went to the bar. Yeah no more being a baby. Infact it really wasn't as scary as I thought, ha ha ha.
I went with Brittany...and it happened to be student night, so they were trying to make every body wear name tags...most of which ended up on the floor and walls. Some people made clothes out of them...you know, things that drunk ppl would do with name tags. Brittany just found some anonymous name tag...Ginger...and wore that all night. When we went to go get some shooters, this idiot guy was like: "Heeey! You're name is Ginger, then you must be Spice!" and he pointed at me. Way to go buddy, hope you didn't think of that yourself. Ah ha ha ha.
There was also this guy that was there, who seemed to be obsessed with Brittany for the night...Derek Wannamaker (I know I probably shouldn't say his name, but in the spirit of Crank Yankers...screw the innocent). Anyways, this guy was nuts, he just kept latching onto ppl and following them around the whole night. So we decided to take him for all he was worth. Unfortunately he was only worth about $1.80.

I learned some very important things my first night at the bar...so i decided to make a quick list...feel free to add, ha ha.

Brandy's 7 Rules of the Bar

1. Never wear flat sandals to the bar, or any open shoe that is low to the floor.
2. Always expect a cover charge, even if you might think it may be ladies night...even if you don't have to pay it, the money will come in handy later.
3. Drink something before you leave so that you don't have to spend a fortune at the bar just to get ripped.
4. Don't make eye contact with anyone 5 years+ then you.
5. If you see somebody that you knew from highschool that you don't like, don't run away. Get them to buy you a drink first, then run away.
6. If it's somebody's birthday, avoid them. They are either going to want money, drinks, sex or just touch you alot.
7. Be nice to the ppl that are in the waiting line with you...when you relize that you need extra cash to pay for the cover charge, they are your best bet.

Well, that's it for today... -B

One more thing...
Oh yeah, I also saw Bradford from Much Music...and I gave him a really nasty mean stare...it was great.

Back home...
Well here I am. Back from Toronto. I bet a lot of ppl are going to think that I didn't get into school this year, but no...I did. Then I came home, ha ha ha. I feel really stupid for going through all the trouble of driving all the way to Toronto, looking for a new job, applying for college, and then just declining my acception and going home.
I dunno, I just really didn't like it there, plus the course I wanted to take wasn't all I thought it would be either. Package and Design for complete retarded idiots is what it should be called. Ha ha ha. On the plus side, I saw lots of things I wouldn't normally get to see in Brandon...CN Tower, Paramount Canada's Wonderland, Casa Loma, homeless drug addicts...it was exciting all the same.

It's the weekend...and where am i?
Heyo! Grr, don't u hate when you have nothing to do...and there is probably lots of stuff to do, u just don't know what?

So far this weekend I have done totally nothing but plan my move to Toronto. Oh yeah, I am moving to Toronto. Ha ha ha. Living at home is nice, buuuuut...

For those of you that have fitness dvds/vhs, have u ever noticed how stupid you look when you work out to them? Like it's so bad! I have a cardio one, and it requires weights in the workout, and since I am so cheap (I know other ppl do this too), I use cans of fruit intead of weights. Ha ha ha. So there I am, in the middle of my living room, barely enough room do do anything, with my cans of pineapple and peaches, TRYING to keep up to the woman on the dvd. I think just trying to do what ever the instructor is doing, is a workout in itself.

So, in other news, Colby's party is finally going to be held on Tuesday (August 26th). We are going to play paintball. Heh heh. I told Colby that I was going to just shoot him. Nobody else. I might act nice or something, but then BAM! He's shot. Ha ha ha. Anyways, I gotta do some major work to the rest of the site, so talk later...

Shoop!

-B

Happy Birthday Colby!
Hey Yo! Guess what? It's Colby's Birthday! Yay! Sweet 16 hey Olbay?



I asked Colby if he wanted to go to the strippers today...he said no, apparently naked woman isn't his thing, ha ha.

I had a really funny convo with Brittany the other day...so I thought I might share it:

Brittany: i went to the strippers last night
Brandy: yeah? ha ha...
Brittany: those are the saddest girls i've ever seen
Brittany: they lie on their backs and spread their legs and make guys throw loonies at their crotch
Brittany: they're terrible dancers
Brandy: cause they're so drunk!!!
Brittany: no they just walk around and lip sync, its' awful
Brittany: and they have bruises all ove r them

Ha ha ha...I laughed so hard when she told me her first adventure to see the strippers! Anyways, I gotta jet...more later, ha ha ha...shoop!

-B

A lesson on surgery
Getting your wisdom teeth out doesn't hurt...it's just plain sucks. No solid food for 48 hours? Is that even humane?

I am allowed to eat mostly pudding and grapes. Not even the good pudding...nooo, its all that low fat, single serving bland vanilla stuff. Grr. It sucks even more when you are sitting there, trying to eat your runny pudding, and a member of your family sits down beside you with tacos. I wanted tacos too:( Ha ha ha.

Anyways my wisdom teeth surgery went well. I was out cold for 2 hours...and they wouldn't let me keep my teeth. I told them my elaborate plan to sell my teeth on Ebay...the nurse told me that was sick and that they could not let me take them home. I grew them, I have to eat nothin but pudding for 2 days because of them...I should be able to do what I want with them right? Nope. They are considered 'Biohazardous Waste'...whatever that means, it's not like they are covered in AIDS + Cancer. Ha ha.

When the nurse put in my IV, she explained to me that she had never put in an IV before...so I ended up bleeding everywhere...and they made me change into another gown. Those gowns should be illegal, they aren't even a gown, more like an apron a butcher would wear. Ha ha ha. After the surgery when I started to come to, she asked me to wiggle my fingers, so i did, then i gave her the finger to be funny. Surprisingly she laughed and said that I must be feeling better. Ha ha.

There was a guy in the bed next to me as I was starting to really come out of it...and he was just getting his IV put in, so I decided to make a joke, so i said: "Be careful, this nurse likes to make a huge mess, then i lifted up my hand where my IV was and showed him my bloody hand". The nurse laughed again, and was like: don't worry, second time around is better! The guy didn't laugh, instead he got a worried look on his face. Ha ha, I love to freak ppl out.

About 10 minutes later, after they helped the guy into the OR, I was allowed to go get redressed and go home. But instead the nurse told my mom about my crazy ebay plan, which my mom gave me a lecture on how 'not right' it is to sell pieces of you on the internet. Ha ha. As soon as we got into the car, my mom annouced that we had to go shopping, and get groceries and stuff...man, barely awake and already I was forced to do stuff that I didn't like. It wasn't bad though, I just walked with the cart, while my mom asked me if I wanted this and that, plus I got a whole bunch of good food that she would never let me buy in the first place. Only problem is that I can't eat it yet. As soon as we got home, not only did she make me put away the groceries, but she also made me vaccuum my room. What a great mom huh? Ha ha...anyways so here I am, sick of eating pudding and grapes and watching TV. That's my wonderful adventure for this week...Oh btw, I got my first tattoo a while back...I guess I never got around to writing about it...anyways, Yeah it's pretty cool, I got pics, but i need to get them developed...I will keep you posted on that...

-B

It's almost the weekend...
I can hardly wait until the weekend, I am just so tired! I have had a non-stop headache all week! Arg.
I found this really awesome site: http://zindy.zone.dk Check it out, this girl is so awesome at drawing!
Heh, I was also going through all of my folders, just cleaning out junk, and I found this pic... I love Happy Tree Friends, I want the DVD, I figure it would be a great thing to have if you have friends over and nothing to do. Ha ha.
Well it's almost 12:30am, so I better go to bed, or else I am going to be even more tired...nite everyone!
-B

Where Is The Love?
Hey!
I can't get the song: Where is the Love by The Black Eyed Peas, outta my head. Ha ha.

I have to work all weekend at the local Gun Club, so that should be fun. I need the money though, so it isn't a bad deal.

I don't really have any cool stories to tell, so I might as well wrap this entry up...

Shoop!