Olympic Defeat: How London Escorts Can Commiserate
Millions of people come to the Summer Olympic Games every four years, and each time there will be those who will grieve that their nation’s athletes were unable to garner the gold medal to which they have dedicated so much of their time and effort. As a fan and a patriot who has travelled many thousands of miles to come to London to cheer on your compatriots, there will surely come a moment when the medal will escape your countryman’s grasp.
The commiserating girlfriend escort
Traditionally, this kind of anguish is best treated with massive amounts of alcohol. After so many shots of whiskey and mugs of beer, things tend to look much better. The same can be said of a commiserating girlfriend, with more pleasure and with less of a headache the morning after.
If you don’t have your girlfriend with you, you can always go online and find a nice escort London can provide. There is no shortage of nice and sympathetic escorts in the English capital; after all, the English are so polite and nice that it’s almost a stereotype. Escorts aren’t just about the sex; there are some friendly feelings that must be involved, or the sex won’t be worth the money you paid. What you need is a London escort whose profile not only seems friendly but actually specifies that she offers the girlfriend experience. These ladies will act like your nice and loving girlfriend, and you can regard the cost as simply providing for a friend in return.
For some, the best way of getting over a loss of this magnitude is to get some form of very mild revenge. One way of doing so is to find a submissive London escort from the country which defeated your nation’s athletes and to dominate her for the duration of your date. That can serve as a very satisfying form of compensation for your loss.
Escorts can meet a wide variety of sexual desires, and the need for dominance is actually very common. Just find a profile of an escort which emphasizes her willingness to submit, and you’re good to go. Just be sure that she is absolutely aware and in agreement with what you have in mind, so that there’ll be no future trouble with the law and with your conscience.
Porn star skills
Of course, you can just as easily forget your grief over your loss once you receive the pleasures that a skilled escort can provide. London escorts may be nice ladies in public, but in private they may act like hellions in bed. If you see that an escort offers PSE (or porn star service), contact her and you can see for yourself. You must have seen a sex video or two before (in the Internet age, who hasn’t?); now imagine yourself doing all those things with a beautiful English lady saying such nasty words in a posh accent.
After that, you can always look towards the 2016 Games for another chance for your country to earn Olympic glory.