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The illegitimate brain child of a number of well endowed friends, KCS 350 Bench is a recreational indoor soccer team. The club was founded in 1984, the time when most of the team were swimming their way out of their fathers' balls and racing, head first, toward an unfertilized egg deep inside their mothers'...special area. Named in honor of their four-sensed friend Keith, who was born without the sense of smell. Keith is blissfully unaware of the stench created by the combination of hot garbage and a decomposing corpse. K - Keith, C - Can't, S - Smell. Originally regarded as 'Anything,' club KCS has been known by its current handle, '350 Bench,' since Tuesday, Dec. 9.
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