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                    GOOD COPY
           13-1     All units can copy you and
                    think you're an idiot.

           13-2     Yes, I copy you, but I'm
                    ignoring you.

           13-3     You're beautiful when
                    you're angry.

           13-4     Sorry 'bout that, Big Fella.

           13-5     Same to you, Mack!

           13-6     OK, so I goofed, none of
                    us are human.

           13-7     If you can't copy me it
                    must be your fault because
                    I'm running 3,000 watts.

                    OPERATORS

           13-20    Is your mike clinking or are
                    your uppers loose again?

           13-21    Good grief are you being
                    paid by the word?

           13-22    Lady, is that your voice or
                    did you install a steam
                    whistle?

           13-33    If you had spoken for
                    another 30 seconds you
                    would have been eligible for
                    a Broadcast Station license.

           13-24    Y'know, you made more
                    sense last time when you
                    were smashed.

           13-25    Some of the local operators
                    and I have chipped in to
                    purchase your rig from you.
                    Have you considered stamp
                    collecting?

           13-26    Next time you eat garlic
                    would you talk farther from
                    the mike?

                    TECHNICAL
           13-40    Your signal sounds great,
                    now shut off the set and
                    give me a land line so I can
                    find out what you want!

           13-41    Either my receiver is out of
                    alignment or you're on
                    channel 28.

           13-42    Either my speaker cone is
                    ripped or you better try it
                    again when you sober up a
                    little.

           13-43    That was a beautiful 10
                    try it with your mike con-
                    nected.

           13-44    I love the way your new
                    rig sounds, now I know
                    why the manufacturer dis-
                    continued that model so
                    fast.

           13-45    Your transmitter must have
                    a short circuit because
                    there's smoke coming from
                    my loudspeaker.

           13-46    That's a new antenna?
                    could get a better signal out
                    of a 6-inch piece of damp
                    string!

           13-47    What a fantastic signal-give
                    me a few minutes to bring
                    the mobile unit to your
                    driveway so I can copy
                    your message.

                    SIDEBANDERS
           13-50    Say, fella, can you slide
                    that thing down 250 KHz?

           13-51    You've tried the upperside-
                    band, you've tried the lower
                    side, you've even tried both
                    sides, hope you're satisfied.
                    Now will you go QRT so
                    we can use the center slot?

           13-52    Only good thing about hear-
                    ing you on Single Sideband
                    is that with only 1 sideband
                    you're only half as offensive
                    as you were on AM!

           13-53    Attention AM station on
                    center slot: Just because
                    they won't talk to you on
                    your own channels what
                    makes you think we'll talk
                    to you here?