A Simple Friend has never seen you cry.
A Real Friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. |
A Simple Friend doesn't know your parent's first names.
A Real Friend has their phone numbers in his/her address book |
A Simple Friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A Real Friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help
you clean. |
A Simple Friend hates it when you call after he/she has gone
to bed.
A Real Friend asks you why you took so long to call. |
A Simple Friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A Real Friend seeks to help you with your problems. |
A Simple Friend wonders about your romantic history.
A Real Friend could blackmail you with it. |
A Simple Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A Real Friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself. |
A Simple Friend thinks the friendship is over when
you have an argument.
A Real Friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've
had a fight. |
A Simple Friend expects you to always be there
for them.
A Real Friend expects to always be there for you! |
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