"I'm not mad. Hell has mearly altered my sense of humor." -Hambly
"And I wanted to wish on the milky way...
Dance on a falling star."
"Sometimes truth is stranger then fiction."
"Feed a man a giant fish and he won't be hungry for a week. Feed a man to a giant fish and he'll never be hungry again."
"I'm only driving because teleporting was giving me a headache."
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
"Mammalian dispensers of cereal-saturating pale liquid monotonously bellow. In short: Cows moo."
"Never wrestle with a pig. You'll get dirty and the pig might like it."
"monkey alpha zero five" -Robert Larch
"Remember the unsolved mysteries of the world: Stonehenge, Bermuda Triangle, Easter Island Statues, Socks that don't match." -t-shirt
"Campfire songs, banana boats, roasted marshmellows, and meds will give you one hell of a high." -Cat
"No outfit is complete without a few cat hairs."
"Of course your opinion matters, I just don't want to hear it." -keychain
"Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid of me." -keychain
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." -Oscar Wilde
"If you can't take the heat, don't set yourself on fire."
"The boat sank. GET OVER IT!"
"There's one in every crowd and they always find me."
"My therapist says it's not my fault."
"Refuse to be ordinary."
"I'm not paid enough to be nice to you!"
"Your proctologist called, they found your head."
"There are no leaders anymore, only studio executives. Our country's chief executive runs focus groups every four years and tries to make sure his movie opens bigger than the other guy's." -Jon Stewart, Comedian
"I never kissed a guy before, but I'm sure it's much the same as with a girl. Just a bit rougher." -Eric McCormack, Actor
"I see Brad. I see pores, I see yellowing teeth... but I see a pretty good guy." -Brad Pitt, Actor
Please don't smoke. The fish crawl out at night and smoke the butts and we're trying to get them to quit" ~at the Atlantis aquarium
"If your smoking in this house, you'd beter be on fire."
