"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"Imagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited, while imagination embraces the entire world." -Albert Einstein
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?"
"I took an IQ test, and the results were negative."
"Behold the power of independent thought."
"There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers."
"There are no stupid questions, only stupid people."
"Your never too old to learn something stupid."
"Confusion not only rains, it pours."
"Good generally conquers evil. Unless of course good is stupid."
"Foolproof implies a finite number of fools."
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research."
"I don't care what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you're doing it."
"A pro isn't someone who sacrifices himself for his job, that's just a fool."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein
"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott
"If we wonder enough, knowledge will come."
"Half of what I say is meaningless, but I have to say it, just to reach you." -John Lennon
"With patience and knowledge all came be conquered. After all, Rome fell from within."
"He did not like games of chance, as was the case with all competent players, chance was the refuge of incompetence."
"A fool puts his hand into a hollow tree without finding out what's inside first."
"The fatal flaw in every plan is the assumption that you know more then your enemy."
"Wherever the wind takes me ... that's where I am ... to live life like a map is stupidity."
"I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way." -Franklin P. Adams
"I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me. -Winnie-the-Pooh, A.A. Milne
"Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes." -Mickey Mouse
"Mad, adj.: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence." -Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
"Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence." -Henrik Tikkanen
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." Albert Einstein
"No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness." -Aristotle
"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."
"Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events'
Small minds discuss people."
"Learn to live, Learn to love."
"The tongue weighs practically nothing, yet so few people can hold it."
"Early to rise
And early to bed
Makes a man wise
Or socially dead."
"Learning takes place on the edge of frustration."
"As long as there are tests there will be prayer in school."
"Never underestimate the power of the mind."
"If ignorance is bliss why aren't more people happy?"
"A teacher is someone who makes you believe you can do it."
"It gives me great pleasure to see the stubbornness of an incorrigible nonconformist warmly acclaimed." - Albert Einstein
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. " - Mark Twain
"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." -Chinese proverb
"Never argue with a fool - people might not know the difference."
"Do you walk to school or take your lunch?" -Joy
"I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it." -Edith Sitwell
"To do what others cannot do is talent.
To do what talent cannot do is genius." -Will Henry
"Everyone has talent; what is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads." -Erica Jong
"The mediocre teacher tells.
The good teacher explains.
The superior teacher demonstrates.
The great teacher inspires."
-William A. Ward
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." -keychain
"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." -Albert Einstein
"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." -Albert Einstein
"Fact and fiction are different truths."
"Fiction is fact's elder sister." -Kipling
"Great men are they who see that the spiritual is stronger than any other material force, that thoughts rule the world." -Emerson, Poet/Philosopher
"Iron rusts from disuse, water looses its purity from stagnation... even so does inaction sap the vigors of the mind." -Da Vinci, Artist
"The mind is not a vessel to be filled not a fire to be ignited." -Plutarch, Philosopher
"One who knows books have four eyes." -Bulgarian Proverb
