"Without coffee, I have no personality."

"He is a writer. You can't expect him to act like a normal person." -Huff

"Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless."

"You think I'm normal? We must not have met before."

"Madness takes its toll; please have exact change."

"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defense."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I."

"You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?"

"I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it than to be sane and have one's doubts." --G.B. Burgin

"If you take a good look at life, you will find it isn't as clear as you thought. You will find that the sane are mad, and the insane are also mad." -Robert Larch

"It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me." -Ashleigh Brilliant

"Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too." -D. J. Hicks