Meet Clinton Township 2000!!!!

So you know who the members of Clinton Township's teams are for the year 2000. But do you REALLY know them? I've decided to do a small profile of each member of the team, complete with a REAL picture. You'll notice that people sure do look a LOT different without their makeup on. So without further ado, let's get to it!

Draco



"I like gettin it up the pooper!"



RaVyN 4:20



"I like biscuits. Buttery, buttery, biscuits. Can I have some biscuits please?"



Shadowhawk



"I tink I'll tend da wabbits today, George. Yup, yup, definitely tend da wabbits"



Nova



"uhhhhhhhhhhhh there's a bullet stuck in my ass uhhhhhhhhhh"



Heckler



"I wanna lick ya where it smells funny..."



Cool Ice



"Wow, man, far out.......hey wait a second......where are my pants, man?"



Trexsis



"Hey Vern, watch me pull a rabbit outta my ass!"



The Brain



"I'm a jackass, and it's okay!"



Raider



"Okay, who the HELL pre-empted Grizzly Adams with the damn ABC Nightly News?"



Blood Axe



"Hey man, this pocket protector cost me $9.95 at Wal-Mart, so FUCK OFF!!!"

Gotcha!



"No ifs, ands, or buts about it.....i really AM a cybergeek. Take me now, baby!"



Misery



"Happiness is warm beer, stinky feet, and an itch in my crotch"



Doc J



"Trust me folks, smoking in bed is hazardous to your health. Anyboy got a Pall Mall?"



Ed Hyena



"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I've got a band of gypsies living in my hairpiece."



Jazz



"I'm calm, I'm cool, I'm the man, I'm......I'm.....I'm on fire....someone has set my ASS ON FIRE!!!!!"



Crazy



"AGGGGGHHHH! I can't swallow it! You must let me spit!!!!!!! Must.....let.......me.......spiiiiiiit!"



Marionette



"I'm a vulcan, he's a vulcan, she's a vulcan, wouldn't you like to be a vulcan too? RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"



Mason



"So who was YOUR favorite Ghostbuster? I'm partial to Winston. Most people disagree, but that's cuz whitey just isn't ready for a THINKING man's Ghostbuster"



Sky King



"Hey....uh........you gonna eat that cornbread?"



Vader Jr.



"And for my next trick, I'll make the B team WIN a game! Oh shit.....where's my rabbit....."