10:00am class It’s a drag to drag myself out of bed I stayed up late watching the amazing extraordinary crap they try to sell: “It cuts metal, it cuts wood, it repells insects, helps you quit smoking, tells the temperature, drills ¾ inch holes, removes stains, kills weeds for good, shampoos and conditions and comes equipped with an answering machine, compass, CD player, seismograph, metal detector, chainsaw, flashlight, cheese grater, periscope, Fooz Ball table, soldering iron, Pez dispenser, chalkboard, crossbow, tire guage, waffle iron, dental floss, shoehorn, and it comes in this handy Tupperware carrying case…Batteries not included. I sleepwalk to class and try to stay alert for over an hour, then head back home and lie down and set my alarm clock which does two things; plays radio and wakes me up.x-IT
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