LIVING SH*T

When I heard of living sh*t
I just felt I had to sit
Living sh*t, what is that?
Can sh*t live?  Like a cat?
If it lives, can it think?
Does it know that it stinks?
Does it have some type of vision?
Can it think and make decisions?
Sitting on the toilet, you here something shout
"Ha ha, you bastard, I'm not coming out!"
Does living sh*t eat, Like most living things
If it eats, does it sh*t, think what that brings
We have cat sh*t, and dog sh*t
So this would be sh*t sh*t
Another thought that I'm just now introducing, 
Is how living sh*t does its reproducing
This thought that I have leaves me perplexed
Eating must be living sh*t's form of sex
So, I guess this sh*t that sh*t sh*ts 
Must be living sh*t's little sh*ts
Maybe there was living sh*t long ago
It could be true, you never know
That might be what we really are
Evolved living sh*t, ha, we haven't come very far
We might all be a new species
Of this living feces
And the original living form is extinct
But if we are genetically linked
Do we continue to reproduce the way the living sh*t did?
Both males and females give birth when they put down the lid?
Except the process isn't the same anymore
The sh*t we give birth to isn't alive like before
So now, is it a sin to sh*t before marriage?
Is it possible to prevent anal miscarriage?
What the hell causes this unfortunate distortion?
Maybe laxatives are a form of abortion 
We might still be able to produce it, we're not really sure
The sh*t is probably just born premature



---This is a little thing I wrote in about 10 minutes.  It originated as
an idea I jotted down in a notebook.  It quickly evolved into this.
The idea came to me when I was "giving birth."
-Winn






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