IF MATH HAD AN ENEMY, I THINK IT'D BE ME

IF MATH HEAD AN ENEMY I THINK IT'D BE ME
IF YOU LOOK AT MY TESTS YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SEE
THE ONLY PROBLEM IN MATH THAT I UNDERSTAND
IS THE PROBLEM I HAVE WITH IT, WHICH IS GRAND;

IF MATH HAD AN ENEMY I THINK IT'D BE ME
I'M SURE MY MATH TEACHER WOULD HAVE TO AGREE
IF I HAD CONTROL OVER MATH I WOULD END IT
I CAN THINK OF A COUPLE PLACES I'D LIKE TO SEND IT;

IF MATH HAD AN ENEMY I THINK IT'D BE ME
A GREAT MATHEMATICIAN I'LL NEVER BE
MAYBE I'M DUMB, MAYBE I'M SLOW
BUT I SUCK AT MATH IS ALL I NEED TO KNOW;

IF MATH HAD AN ENEMY I THINK IT'D BE ME
ON MY LAST TEST I BARELY GOT A "D"
I CAN FEEL MATH AND IT HITS PRETTY HARD
MAINLY WHEN I GET MY DEPRESSING REPORT CARD;

IF MATH HAD AN ENEMY I THINK IT'D BE ME
IF I COULD LOCK MATH UP I'D THROW AWAY THE KEY
I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE THINK MATH IS FUN
THE COWS HAVE COME HOME BY THE TIME THAT I'M DONE;

IF MATH HAD AN ENEMY I THINK IT'D BE ME
HOW I PASSED LAST YEAR IS A BIG MYSTERY
PEOPLE SAY YOU JUST HAVE TO FOLLOW THE PATH
BUT I THINK I HAVE PROVED THAT I JUST SUCK AT MATH;

IF MATH HAD AN ENEMY I THINK IT'D BE ME
I'D REV UP A CHAINSAW IF MATH WERE A TREE
I'VE GIVEN MATH A NAME AND LET IT BE HEARD
THE NAME I GAVE MATH IS A FOUR LETTER WORD;

IF MATH HAD AN ENEMY I THINK IT'D BE ME
IF MATH WERE THIS COUNTRY THIS COUNTRY I'D FLEE
MY CALCULATOR'S BATTERIES ARE SO QUICKLY DRAINED
HEY, THERE'S NO ROOM FOR MATH IN MY LITTLE BRAIN;

IF MATH HAD AN ENEMY I THINK IT'D BE ME
I'M AS BAD AT MATH AS SOMEONE CAN BE
PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME THAT MATH IS OUR FRIEND
WELL AL OF THOSE PEOPLE CAN KISS MY REAR END!






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