Here I am with my teacher-lover. Why would he sleep with me when he was already married? Duh, Hillary, just look at her!

My High School yearbook photo. President Clinton often told me how he wished he knew me then. I guess he just likes young girls, huh?

Daddy and I together. Remember in just 4 short years he'll be President Clinton's age!

A VERY RECENT PHOTO. NOW YOU TELL ME I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A GREAT SPOKESMAN FOR REVLON!