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Top 21 Reasons
Why Deuce the Cat
Chose the Caledonia Library
As His Home

  1. I wanted to be the most famous cat in Caledonia.
  2. I'm the only one who has his own chair in the library.
  3. I have the largest "home" of any cat in the neighborhood.
  4. Sleeping amid books makes me feel like an intellectual.
  5. I can go in and out whenever I like.
  6. There are lots of people to pet me.
  7. Someone is always sitting down and has a lap to sit in.
  8. I wanted to explore the CATacombs of the Caledonia Library basement.
  9. The place has unlimited mice.
  10. They have CATalogs here.
  11. Where else can you get spruced up for free?
  12. I found out the Baker and Taylor cats died.
  13. They don't allow dogs in here.
  14. I represent the 9 lives of the District Library and I do it for catnip.
  15. They've got the books; I've got the looks!
  16. This place is purr-fect!
  17. They have a great staff!
  18. Holy cats! This used to be a church!
  19. There are so many CATegories of reading material available.
  20. I came in to do some research on the old phrase "quiet as a church mouse".
  21. Once I felt carpet, my feet never had it so good.

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