Once Upon a Can
Merediths my friend
Why, I'm her biggest fan
but once upon a time
I put her in a can
she never understood
why I did such an evil deed
perhaps it is in part
of my monsterous greed
I wanted softer hair
I wanted it to shine
but Merediths hair
was a touch softer than mine
so I put her in a can
with creamed corn
hoping that her hair
would become frizzed and torn
But when she came out
she was quarky as can be
I didnt know what to do with her
so I went to see Sally
I got Aura Mint Conditioner
and now my hair is soft
and Meredith and I are friends now
she forgot about the canned corn
but once in a while I think
that she has a smell
I wouldn't say she stinks
but she smells like creamed corn
I love my Wonkymer
sometimes I sit and think
what would I do without her
and without her creamed corn stink?
Love,
Todd,
There's the maker! YAH CHEESEHEAD!
