The setting is school. It shows the class
Mr. Garrison- Now who wants to tell their report to the class first?
Stan- What report?
Mr. Garrison starts laughing
Mr Garrison- You Fu**ing dumbasses!!!! April Fools!!!
Kyle- It's September Mr. Garrison
Mr. Garrison- Not anymore!!! I've taken over the world and changed it to April!!!! You will all feel my wrath!!!!!
Mr. Hat's head starts spinning and the classroom becomes hell. All the kid's start screaming.
Kyle wakes up from a dream screaming
Klye- Dude! that sucked!
The setting is at lunch. the 4 boys are in line for food.
Kyle- And then everything looked like hell and it was all weird.
Cartman- That's just a normal dumb-ass dream from a jew
Kyle- That's just a normal fat-ass insult from a fat piece of s**t!
Cartman- Hey! I'm not fat, you're just dramaticly skinny!
Stan- You don't even know what dramatic means!
They walk up to get their food
Chef- Good morning children
Everyone- Hey Chef
Chef- How are my little crackers today
Kyle- I'm not too sure
Chef- So you're confused?
Kyle- Yeah
Chef- Well, let me sing you a little song. it might clear things up.
Music starts
Sometimes people just don't know
will it be sunny, or a little bit of snow
It might be different or just the same
But no matter what I can lay ya down
We could get out of our uncomfy clothes
and forget all about our loathes
we'll get in bed and get all HOT!!!
and i'll lick your body all over alot!
And I'll ki.....
Music stops
Chef- I mean what seems to be the problem children?
Stan- Kyle had a real weird dream last night
Kyle- Yeah, and I think it meant something too. Like the end of the world or something.
Chef- Well Kyle, you have nothing to worry about now. It's salsbury steak day!
Cartman- Kick ass!!!
The next scene is in the classroom
Mr. Garrison: Now who wants to share their report to the class first?
Stan- What report?
Kyle (whispering to himself)- Oh s**t! it's happening again!!
Mr. Garrison- Ha Ha! You fu**in dumbasses!!!!!! April fools!!!!!!
Kyle- bb bb bbut it's September Mr. Garrison
Mr. Garrison- Not anymore!!! I've taken over the world and changed it to April!!!! You will all feel my wrath!!!!!
Mr. Hat's head starts spinning and the classroom becomes hell. All the kid's start screaming.
Mr. Garrison- Ha! Ha! September fools! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!! you guys can stop now!
Mr. Garrison is still laughing when about 30 guys come out of the ceiling and secret passages in the wall. They start carrying equipment out of the classroom. The kids eyes are wide open and some of the desks are on the ground with the kids still in them.
Mr. Garrison- Class dismissed
The whole class leaves and Mr. Garrison is still in the classroom by his desk
Mr. Garrison- Now where the hell did I put the real Mr. Hat?
It shows the boys getting off of the bus and they start building a snowman.
Kyle- Did you guys notice anything....weird about Mr. Garrison today?
Kenny- Yeh, the f**kin idiot spent about $10,000 just trying to scare the s**t out of us
Kyle- Yeh, but that's what he did in my dream, everything was the same
Kenny- But you never said anything about a bunch of people coming out of no where
Stan- Yeh, but Kyle is right, everything but that happened.
The scene ends and shows Kyle struggling in his sleep. It starts showing his dream. The four boys are at starks pond.
Cartman- Hey you guys, we should go now. I'm gettin hungry.
Stan- You're always hungry fat ass!
Cartman- shut up hippie!
All of a sudden, a giant frog comes out of a bush.
All but Kenny- AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenny- Maybe if we kiss it it'll turn into a prince.
All laugh
The head comes off of the frog and it reveals Mr. Garrison
Mr. Garrison- If you little bastards even TOUCH me i'll kick your asses to college. Now what the f**k did you do with Mr. Hat?
Kenny- I saw him masturbating and looking at a picture of you.
Mr. Garrison- Really?
pause for about 2 seconds and Kenny starts laughing
Mr. Garrison- You go to hell! you go to hell and you die!
Kyle wakes up
Kyle- What the hell was that?
The next scene shows them at the bus stop, talking about Kyle's second dream
Stan- So it was just a frog the whole time? What the hell is up with a giant frog that talks about Mr. Hat?
Kyle- Didn't I tell you?
Stan- Tell us what?
Kyle- It was Mr. Garrison.
Everyone- ooh!!!!
Kenny- Did we kiss Mr. Garrison?
Everyone- Eww!!!!!
Kenny- And was Mr. Hat really masturbating?
Cartman- Kenny, you dumbass! Why the hell would he be fishing?
After about 5 seconds they all start laughing. the school bus comes to pick them up.
Ms. Crabtree- Sit down! we're running late!
Stan- Why the hell should we listen to you, you fat ugly bitch?
Ms. Crabtree- What did you say?
Stan- I said i wish i had a shell for this fat ugly itch.
Ms. Crabtree- Oh.
The boys enter the bus and the bus leaves.
It shows them in school. Mr. Garrison is still missing Mr. Hat and has Mr. Twig.
Mr. Garrison- Well children, today is a very special day. One of you cock-sucking little bastards stole Mr. Hat and I had to take our summer friend Mr. Twig out from an oak tree. And Mr. Twig is pissed off and he will be as long as_
Kenny- We get the f**kin point god damn it! You're too f**kin dumb to remember what the f**k you did with Mr. hat and as long as Mr. hat's gone our lives are gonna be made a living hell.
Mr. Garrison- that too. oh hell, class dismissed
Stan- but it's only 10:05.
Mr. Garrison- That's it! detention for everyone!
Everyone- Aww!
It shows detention. Mr. Maki is at a table and Mr. Garrison is pacing with a cigarette in his mouth. It shows the boy's table
Cartman- Well, it's another fine mess you got us into
Stan- it wasn't my fault. it was Mr. Garrison's for losing Mr. Hat.
Kyle- Well i think i know what happened to Mr. Hat. you guys meet me at Starks Pond at 5:00 and I'll explain.
it shows Mr. Garrison and he's right behind them
Mr. Maki- Detention dismissed, mkay
everyone- Yeah!
Everone but Mr. Garrison leaves
Mr. Garrison- 5:00 at Stark's Pond.
It shows the Stark's Pond sign and does a close up to the boys
Cartman- So, what the hell happened to Mr. Hat?
Kyle- Guys, now remember how...
Cartman- Hey you guys, we should go now. I'm gettin hungry.
Stan- You're always hungry fat ass!
Cartman- shut up hippie!
All of a sudden, a giant frog comes out of a bush.
All but Kenny- AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenny- Maybe if we kiss it it'll turn into a prince.
All but Kyle laugh
Kyle- my dream!!!!!!
The head comes off of the frog and it reveals Mr. Garrison
Mr. Garrison- If you little bastards even TOUCH me i'll kick your asses to college. Now what the f**k did you do with Mr. Hat?
Kyle- We didn_
Kenny- I saw him masturbating and looking at a picture of you.
Mr. Garrison- Really?
pause for about 2 seconds and Kenny starts laughing
Mr. Garrison- You go to hell! you go to hell and you die!
Kenny- No, YOU go to hell and YOU die.
Mr. Garrison- You first!
He pulls out a gun (the same one from Kathie Lee Gifford) and shoots Kennyabout 80 times.
Stan- Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
Kyle- You bastards!
Mr. Garrison- Now do you little bastards want to tell me where Mr. Hat is!
Kyle- Check your f**kin pocket!!!!!!!
Mr. Garrison checks his pocket and pulls Mr. Hat out. He starts laughing a little
Mr. Garrison- Well would you look at that! That sure was silly of me! Have a good day kids.
Rats come and eat Kenny
Stan- Wait...Why did you have to drag us to Starks Pond for that?
Kyle gets shot numerous times from behind
Stan- Oh my God! They killed Kyle!
Cartman- Heh, Heh. That's what the jew deserved!
Stan punches him
Cartman- Ow!
When the dead Kyle falls you see another Kyle with a gun
Stan- Dude, this is pretty f**ked up right here.
Kyle- It's really me, you guys. That was some alien Cyborg from Venus.
Stan and Cartman- Oh.
The episode ends.