Zuno name: Dax
Dan was the first to be affected by Zuno. Be it from low and/or high sugar level, Dan would become hyper and incoherent. Some people would consider that a diabetic reaction, we knew he was not of our world anymore. While on Zuno, he's the man. Currently he holds the positions of Emperor and Chief of Plasma Control, the most important things you can be. Unfortunatly, Dan sometimes has a hard time keeping his human jobs and his Zuno jobs seperate. In this picture we see Dax wearing his Crown/Plasma helm, inspecting a plasma reservior, cleverly camouflaged as a tree. Shortly after this picture was taken though, the tree exploded and the plasma reaction destroyed 6 square miles of Michigan forest, including the town of Blaney Park, in the Upper Penninsula. You didn't find out because the Goverment doesn't want you to know that plasma really exists.

Zuno name: Post
Decker was the second to become a human ambassador to Zuno. He was dragged in by Dax's antics, and before too long, he was just as weird. Originally, he was the Head Coach of all Zuno Sports. At first there were no sports on Zuno, but then he introduced women's rugby, curling, and the Lumberjack competition. After a while though, he grew tired of being the coach of a rugby team that couldn't win, and he resigned. He wandered about Zuno for a while, doing odd jobs when he was kidnapped by Nazi eskimos and the bisexual horses that loved them. Before too long, Post convinced the rest of the abducted people to rise up against the horrid eskimos, and fight for thier freedom. By day, he's a mild mannered winshield washer, barely scraping by on the tips from commuters, at night, he's the leader of the Anti Nazi Eskimo Freedom Force (ANEFF). While on Earth, he hides out at Eric's Village of Novacaine.

Zuno name: Cire Aknow
After the untimely death of Elvis Frampton his unknown understudy Cire (pronounced "Sire") Aknow declared himself for the open seat in the government. Under secret ballot Cire won the spot.The results of the election will not be posted. Within his short time in office Cire has brought unheard of changes to Zuno. After meeting with French officals and hammering out a trade agreement, Zuno now has crossiants, and all that other real good French food. The music of Daft Punk can be heard everywhere. He also has slashed the budget for IronSolo's attacks against France. Ironsolo has been reduced to just farting in their general direction. Besides being a polictian Cire has been donned with the title of "Jedi Master Pimp." He seems to have an certain unexplained pursuasive power over females. He has honed his abilties with the help of his Father (Fuman), he is truly indebted to him. Many believe that the powers come from a source known simply as "Skittles." Cire was introduced to Skittles by the illegitmate love child of David Bowie (He is to Cire as the naked indian in the desert is to Jim Morrison). Since this discovery Cire has come full circle. He knows of the evils of Christianity and is slowy starting the movement to topple it and rid the world of the bastard child Jesus. You can learn more about the movement at The Anti-Jesus Homepage.
(Notice all things said about Cire here and on his page are his personal opinions and are not shared by all members of planet zuno)

Zuno name:JBall
JBall has the destinction of being the only person that has the same name on Zuno as he does in the real world. He moved up the ladder in Zuno as Fumanchu's personal assistant, but he's moved out from beneath Fuman, and has manage to take over Post's position as head of all Zuno sports. It was under JBall that the Women's Rugby team won a game, the Curling team played a game, and the Lumberjack Competition became a weekly event. He also introduced new sports, such as BASEketball (it bombed like most people thought it would.), the caber toss, the International Paintball Fest and Cheese Jamboree, and Golf. In this picture, we see why JBall made the Lumberjack Competition such a popular event. He's coached himself a championship team in The Land of the Mentally Disturbed

Zuno name: Boomerang Flash
Boomerang Flash is the Deputy Assistant Vice Sub-Chief Co-Director of Genetic Engineering. To make a long title short, he's the guy that volunteers to be tested on. Most of the tests have been successful though, and he's become a superior being on Zuno. Like the six million dollar man, they made him better, through overexposure to loud music, alcohol, video games, and televised cartoons that has made him somewhat irrational. Every once in a while he assists with IronSolo on missions against France, and has been in an important part of Post's ANEFF. He lives in solitude in a fortress on the southern continent of Zuno, and spends his free time overloading his body with sugar, caffeine, and beer, while scaring any small children or animals that venture too close to his domain. This picture was taken by a French photographer just seconds before he was thrown from the roof of Boomerang's fortress. The Eternal Void is how he communicates with the real world.