TOP 10 THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR IN SALEM (Contributed by Diane and Destiny)
10) Billie, you need a Miracle Bra...
9) Caroline, can I have some COFFEE????
8) Hope, while you were gone for those *four* years Stefano got you
implants too, didn't he????
7) Sami, you and Franco have the best relationship in Salem!!!!
6) Carrie, LOVE your hair...where'd ya get it done????
5) That Roman Brady----what a selfish jerk!!!!
4) Stefano DiMera, we are here to present you with the Man of the Year
Award!!!!
3) Austin, you've just won the Nobel Peace Prize for your work in Nuclear
Physics!!!!
2) Laura, I need some advice.....
AND We have TWO Number 1's................
1) I now present to you Mr. and Mrs. John Black!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND
1) John, I realize that I made a mistake, I should have picked Roman
because I love him so much more than I could ever love you!