He lumbered forward, squashy Keds spatting in the
shallow water, and kicked Henry squarely in the balls.
Henry uttered a horrid rusty scream that sent birds
beating up from the trees. He stood spraddle-legged
for a moment, hands clasping his crotch, staring
unbelievingly at Ben. "Ug," he said in a small voice.
"Right," Ben said.
"Ug," Henry said in an even smaller voice.
"Right," Ben said again.
Henry sank slowly back to his knees, not so much
falling as folding up. He was still looking at Ben
with those unbelieving black eyes. "Ug."
"Damn right," Ben said. - It
"So what's the difference between leprosy and the Syph?" Eddie asked.
"You don't get leprosy from fucking," Richie said promptly, and then
went off into a gale of laughter that left both Bill and Eddie mystified.
- It
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