It started out as just a little joke E-mail..what I got was my own following, so now I present to you, Tenchi (and Friends) Points 2 Ponder: The Third Generation! Why is it that girls are always cold and have to go to the bathroom? It's like they could be dying in the desert and they'd be like, "I'm soooo cold and I have to pee!" (This one is dedictaed to Roseann, cuz she's always cold and she always have to go to the potty room) You know how people always say "I'll be there in spirit" well what if that person is like raping your spirit? Now that's scary!! (This one is dedicated to Jamie/Akane Who gave me the idea for this one!! ) Do you ever suspect that cats and dogs may be working for the government? Think about it for a second... I think that Oprah should be gutted silly with a rusted melon baller... One day Llamas will overthrow the Earth and turn us into slaves. A neat-o thing to do one the first day of school is to say you are an Oriental Prince and have someone bang a gong everytime someone says your name. You know those kids in those India commercials that are poor and stuff? Why not bring them over to America? They could follow me around and worship me and throw rose petals everywhere. I bet my dad could beat up your dad!! :þ... If you know you are going to fail and test then sleep during the entire thing until 30 seconds before it is over, write down any answers,turn it in and say "I aced that one!!" Remember Pogs? I believe the government was using those to track us down. I know all this because the voices in my head tell me... I wish the voices in my head would stop having sex while I'm trying to learn in school... Hey Tenchi, let me have a turn!! What the hell, Gina, what are you doing here? why to present "Gina's Points to Ponder" of course!! Gina's Points to Ponder!! If wool shrinks when it gets wet, do sheep? How come in movies and real life most serial killers and axe murderers are from Texas? Was Brandon Lee's death really accidental? Is a well the gate wall to Hell? Was George of the Jungle real and if so how big was his penis? Why do guys have penis's and girls have vaginas? Why isn't it the other way around? While we are on the subject, wouldn't it be funny if a girl's hair stood up straight when she was horney? Why do Kangaroos taste like chicken? I think the only people who really love what they do for a living is whores Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Think of the word apartment, apart-ment, so why do they call them apart-ments when they are all stuck together? Why is it that we drive on parkways and park in driveways? Not Bad Gina, but next time I wouldn't pick a drag queen for you're picture... If you have any "Points to Ponder" send them on in!! Back Home Back to Unquestonably Melancholic
Why is it that girls are always cold and have to go to the bathroom? It's like they could be dying in the desert and they'd be like, "I'm soooo cold and I have to pee!" (This one is dedictaed to Roseann, cuz she's always cold and she always have to go to the potty room)
You know how people always say "I'll be there in spirit" well what if that person is like raping your spirit? Now that's scary!! (This one is dedicated to Jamie/Akane Who gave me the idea for this one!! )
Do you ever suspect that cats and dogs may be working for the government? Think about it for a second...
I think that Oprah should be gutted silly with a rusted melon baller...
One day Llamas will overthrow the Earth and turn us into slaves.
A neat-o thing to do one the first day of school is to say you are an Oriental Prince and have someone bang a gong everytime someone says your name.
You know those kids in those India commercials that are poor and stuff? Why not bring them over to America? They could follow me around and worship me and throw rose petals everywhere.
I bet my dad could beat up your dad!! :þ...
If you know you are going to fail and test then sleep during the entire thing until 30 seconds before it is over, write down any answers,turn it in and say "I aced that one!!"
Remember Pogs? I believe the government was using those to track us down. I know all this because the voices in my head tell me...
I wish the voices in my head would stop having sex while I'm trying to learn in school...
Hey Tenchi, let me have a turn!! What the hell, Gina, what are you doing here? why to present "Gina's Points to Ponder" of course!!
How come in movies and real life most serial killers and axe murderers are from Texas?
Was Brandon Lee's death really accidental?
Is a well the gate wall to Hell?
Was George of the Jungle real and if so how big was his penis?
Why do guys have penis's and girls have vaginas? Why isn't it the other way around?
While we are on the subject, wouldn't it be funny if a girl's hair stood up straight when she was horney?
Why do Kangaroos taste like chicken?
I think the only people who really love what they do for a living is whores
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Think of the word apartment, apart-ment, so why do they call them apart-ments when they are all stuck together?
Why is it that we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
Not Bad Gina, but next time I wouldn't pick a drag queen for you're picture...
If you have any "Points to Ponder" send them on in!! Back Home Back to Unquestonably Melancholic
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