My name is Jamie. I am here to tell you the Middle of Nowhere story. It all started in a cookie cutter world in the Middle of Nowhere. I was at a bus stop outside a picket fence talking to a man from Milwaukee while waiting for my best friend, Lucy, to find Johnny. I said, "Well, look at you mister! Boy, you got big toes." Johnny called Lucy and said, "wait, stop looking I will come to you." He had to fly in from Tulsa so it took awhile, but he was thinking of her the whole time, and 1440 hours later he was with her in her dreams. In an mmmbop they had Madeline. But a year later, they got divorced. Where's the love? But, they were looking threw the yearbook and they decided to get remarried. I was speechless! What happened to us? Well, I (Jamie) married the old big toed bald man from Milwaukee. In an mmmbop we had Amy and Katie. Now, isn't that weird? You probably don't understand this if you don't have the CD Middle of Nowhere, but I thought it was cute! Thanx Lisa!
