The Spiral Test

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It’s kind of hard to miss that I’m ever so slightly (did someone say ‘completely, utterly, scarily’?) obsessed with Dawson’s Creek and since you’re here, chances are you are too! Just answer the questions below, honestly and you’ll soon find out whether your love for Dawson’s Creek has spiralled way out of control!

Is there a label on your Dawson’s Creek videos stating something like: ‘Do not touch this tape at all. If you video over anything on this tape, you will die (one night in your sleep, a slit throat maybe, or a screwdriver to your temple, be ready)’?
Do you want a pair of DC trainers just because DC happens to be the initials on Dawson’s Creek?
Do you find yourself quoting, without even realising it, from Dawson’s Creek? Can you recite huge chunks of dialogue off the top of your head? Do you even know the announcers words from the Dawson’s Creek trailers by heart (i.e. ‘Everything was totally cool till Little Miss Highlights showed up. We were best friends, now I’m re-training as his agony aunt . . . ‘)?
On your list of bookmarked websites, instead of being a wide range of sites dedicated to lots of different subjects, does every other one begin with the words ‘Dawson’s Creek’?
Would you buy a magazine, even a magazine you were morally opposed to, even if the magazine cover showed a picture of, let’s say, a pop group you hated and a caption proclaiming ’All Saints special! 100 pages of nothing but All Saints!’, just because it featured a small article about your least favourite Dawson’s Creek character?

Did you answer ‘yes’ to one or more of the above questions? If so, then congratulations are in order. You are officially obsessed with Dawson’s Creek! Proceed, in an orderly fashion, to the So You’re Obsessed . . . page.

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