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From the Guestbook......

Every once in awhile I'll get some very funny things written in the guestbook. They range from pathetic christians saying that anyone who loves Manson is going to hell to people who think that I'm actually Manson himself.

Record 11
Name: GABE,MESSANGER OF GOD
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In!
From: HEAVEN
Time: 1998-04-07 01:30:08
Comments: GREETINGS SINERS. THIS SITE IS SICK,STRANGE, AND IMMORAL. MANSON IS A SYMBOL OF WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORD TODAY. AND HE IS TAKING ALL WHO LIKE HIM DOWN TO HELL WITH HIM. I REBUKE YOU MARILYN MANSON. IF YOU MANSON WANT TO GO TO HELL,FINE, BUT DON'T TAKE INNOCENT PEOPLE WITH YOU. I WILL PRAY FOR ALL OF YOU MISLEAD, IGNORANT,AND LOST SHEEP. RETURN TO YOUR FATHER, LORD JESUS CHRIST. HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS, DO NOT SIN ANYMORE. THERE IS STILL TIME B4 HIS RETURN. GOD BLESS AND MAY THE PEACE OF GOD BE WITH YOU.

Record 2 (Was a private message)
Name: Scarlet
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In!
From:
Time: 1998-04-20 18:57:24
Comments: Hello I really need to talk to Marilyn soon as he must know what I know so that we may come together to be ONE being It is very important as I need to do this before the seventh month of this year.I am in a major hurry and I do not have much time left and niether does he if he wants everything that he talks about. I hope that you can be of help to me or at least give him a message.All that I need from him is a fourfold word so that I can use the POWER of that word as it was meant to be used and I do believe that he will know what I am talking about.I believe that I can make his dream a reality.

Record 61
Name: Jack Meoff
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In!
From: Hell
Time: 1998-08-05 06:34:58
Comments: You are all fruit cakes.You all suck dicks.Your all fucked in the head. Bye mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Record 65
Name: Angeliss
Website: FUCK ME HARD
Referred by: From AngelFire
From: the abyss called hell
Time: 1998-08-06 12:46:21
Comments: I AM SO MAD AT MANSON FOR FUCKING MY GIRL ROSE MCGOWAN. DAMMIT SHE WAS MINE. I WANTED TO CARESS HER BIG VOLUPTUOUS BREASTS. I WANTED TO BANG HER LIKE A FIRECRACKER. DAMN I GET OFF JUST THINKING ABOUT HER. IF YOU CAN REACH HIM TELL HIM I'LL HAVE A THREESOME WITH HIM AND ROSE SO I CAN FUCK HER GOOD.

Record 146
Name: ~aLiCyN~
Website: MARILYN MANSON HATE PAGE
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1998-11-10 14:01:18
Comments: *gag* *choke* , don't you little kids get a clue?? YOU are complaining about the Christians doing stupid thinks like habing gay wedding ceremonies, the KKK, yadda yadda yadda. At the same time YOU run a page called the MMKlan, much like the Christians you are complaining about. Now, I am NOT a christian, but I do not see any valid information on your page, except for just reciting Manson-esque stuff on your "Top 10 Things to Blame the Christians For." Your only redeeming feature is your font page. Are you just saying all this nonsense because you are sooo brainwashed by Marilyn Manson?? You need to get a life and stop worrying about what the Christians do and do not do. You are doing the same exact thing that you claim the Christians are doing - you are recruiting members to your cult, excluding all of those who disapprove of Marilyn Manson. Stop being so chilish!! Look at ourselves, you are PATHETIC!!!!!! GROW UP!!!!!

Record 11 (Private message)
Name: AMY SHEFFIELD& JENNY CHIAN
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From: ALAbama
Time: 1998-09-24 23:09:55
Comments: you are so fuckin fine.my best friend named jenny chain and my sister thinks you are the finest man on earth and ZIM ZUM AND TWIGGY ARE TOO. CALL US AT 855-**** ASK FOR JENNY OR KENNETH HER OLDER BROTHER WHO THINKS YOUR THE COOLEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE.WE LOVE YOU MANSON,ZIM ZUM,ANDTWIGGY.PLEASE EMAIL OR CALL P.S.S WE WANT TICKETS AND BACKSTAGE PASSES TO YOUR NEXT CONCERT PLEASEEE WE LOVE U SO MUCH . AMY,JENNY,COURTNEY

Record 19 (Private message)
Name: Ariel and Kate
Website: How to give good head
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: nightmare in whoreville
Time: 1999-01-24 03:35:59
Comments: Me and Kate have been dreaming to have sex with the whole band!!! It has been one of our biggest fantasies!!! We could make you guys cream your jeans just thinking about us!!! We will do anything you want us to do. We want you guys to cum fuck us!!! Fuck your best sluts, Ariel and Kate.

Check out these more recent ones from "America Online" hehe.....

Record 23 (Private message)
Name: AMERICA ON-LINE
Website: AMERICA ON-LINE
Referred by: Net Search
From:
Time: 1999-11-17 02:28:06
Comments: Staff of AOL, We would just like to inform the webmaster of this site, that we do not encourage such satanic material on the internet. Such as the Internet Law, Chapter 406, rule no.6, says: NO ABUSING RELIGIOUS GROUPS/PEOPLE. Please be inform that if you do not remove this site by the end of November 1999, the AOL wil take legal action against you and the Internet Police Department will be informed too. Thank You for your patience.

"AOL" strikes again.....

Record 29 (Private message)
Name: AMERICA ONLINE
Website: AMERICA ONLINE
Referred by: Net Search
From:
Time: 2000-02-09 06:32:04
Comments: Staff of AOL, This is your second and final chance to close down this site or else the Internet Police will issue a letter based on your home address that was given when you signed up with "ANGELFIRE", "ANGELFIRE" has also been notified. Thank You. AMERICA ONLINE

Manson Converts The Pope!

(look closely at what the pope is holding on to hehe)

Read This......

Top 10 Things to Blame on Christianity......

10. Sickening gospel music.

9. Stupid wedding ceremonies. Come on, can't a couple just live together without going through a Christian custom?

8. Local taxes, every time a church is built a community's taxes often go up.

7. Those old people that go around passing out little pamphlets and claim they are "The key to eternal life".

6. State & community "Blue Laws", like one that is in Michigan says you can't buy any alcohol before noon on Sundays and the one in Georgia where you can't buy alcohol at all on Sundays. Why???

5. Snobby, stuck-up bitches - most of them are Christian.

4. TV censorship, if it wasn't for their stupid morals there would be no rules regarding language, nudity, etc. on television.

3. The Klu Klux Klan, christian racist group that everybody knows.

2. The "Millenium Bug", when many major computer systems are suppose to crash at the beginning of the year 2000. If the date wasn't set to the death of "Christ" then we wouldn't have to worry about it. The stock market could collapse, the US government could lose control, there could be total chaos all because of Christianity.

1. The cancellation of several Manson concerts across the US. None of the people that banned him have a logical reason for it other than he's against THEIR beliefs. When will those Christians learn to speak for themselves?

A Poem......