Birthdate: 12/64 (not sure of the day)
Measurements: Chest 46, waist 34, and a real long inseam
Hobbies: Small engine repair, commenting on new regulations
Turn-ons: Vetoes, Wonder Woman
Turn-offs: New regulations, taxation and oppression
"Cletus"
Cletus is the band's lead guitarist (by default) and
is believed to initiate most of the music-writing process (just
because he can play the most chords). While the other
members have input on whatever instrument they happen to be playing that day, Cletus usually sticks to the guitar
(because he got it sticky in the first place). Cletus also doubles as the engineer on the basic tracks and plans
to extend (heh - you said extend!) this role into re-mastering soon, given their censorship experience
on the last CD. Cletus plays American-made Stratocaster guitars. He also plays through American-made amplifiers
including a vintage 1954 Gibson (mine), a Supro (mine
also) and an Ampeg Reverb Rocket. Cletus sings back-up
and (the real whiny) lead vocals, and has been known to whip out a mean ham-bone solo on occasion (he's always going solo).
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(NOTE: Parenthetical comments were added by Jeremiah)
