Birthdate: N/A
Measurements: 6' 1"
Hobbies: Hunting pasture cows, mudbogging
Turn-ons: Armalites, Betty Page or any woman in a black pointy bra
Turn-offs: Permits, licenses, taxes
"Jeremiah"
Not enough can be said about Jeremiah's contributions to
Militious-Redneck Roulette. In fact, it's almost impossible to know where to begin! From his dark and colorful
(if strangely vague) past, to his competent (when
overdubbed) musicianship to his inspiring (when re-written)
lyrical contributions, Jeremiah may be the very heart and soul of the band (bullshit)! If the truth were
known, it was Jeremiah who set the band on its course (more
bullshit). Rather than get into specifics about his
contributions (since no one can remember any), suffice it to say that Jeremiah inspires the other band members more
through his actions than his words (because he mumbles
so much no one can understand him). A versatile performer
(he often dances when he can't remember how to play
the songs), Jeremiah is the only musician in rock
music today to play the amplified jaw harp, harmonica and slide guitar! He also sings (yodels) and lays
down solid (two-note) bass lines on the band's most powerful tracks. To learn more about Bitely's bad boy, click
here.
(NOTE: Parenthetical comments were added by Cletus)
