Failed Dr. Suess Books

  • 1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch.
  • 2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert.
  • 3. Fox In Detox.
  • 4. Who Shat in the Hat?
  • 5. Horton Hires a Ho.
  • 6. The Flesh Eating Lorax.
  • 7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day.
  • 8. Your Colon Can Moo – Can You?
  • 9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil.
  • 10. The Cat in the Blender
  • 11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the _______ Out?
  • 12. Are You My Proctologist?
  • 13. Yentl the Lentil.
  • 14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket.
  • 15. Aunts in My Pants.