Failed Dr. Suess Books
1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch.
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert.
3. Fox In Detox.
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho.
6. The Flesh Eating Lorax.
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day.
8. Your Colon Can Moo – Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil.
10. The Cat in the Blender
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the _______ Out?
12. Are You My Proctologist?
13. Yentl the Lentil.
14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket.
15. Aunts in My Pants.