40 Things Admissions Doesn't Tell You

  • 1. Quarters are like gold.
  • 2. Two meals a day is standard.
  • 3. Road trip whenever possible.
  • 4. Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.
  • 5. You will begin to nap again.
  • 6. Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.
  • 7. Squirt guns=stress relief.
  • 8. Email becomes your second language.
  • 9. College students throw paper airplanes too.
  • 10. You never realized so many people were smarter than you.
  • 11. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you'd never know, but you can recite last week's episode of south park verbatim.
  • 12. You will never rent more movies in your life.
  • 13. No one is too old for video games.
  • 14. The health service nurses are there because they couldn't make it at a real hospital. Never, ever forget that.
  • 15. Care packages are right up there with birthdays.
  • 16. The campus is only clean on parents' weekend and freshman orientation.
  • 17. It never stunk so much to get sick.
  • 18. Nothing you want to register for will be open.
  • 19. Beware of the freshman
  • 20. Be creative in the dining hall.
  • 21. Classes: the later the better.
  • 22. You are no longer thankful that the fire alarms are here to protect you.
  • 23. Disney movies are more than just classics.
  • 24. Asleep by 2:30 A.M. is an early night.
  • 25. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.
  • 26. New additions to food groups: Jolt Cola, Ramen, and Pizza.
  • 27. ATMs are the devil's advocate.
  • 28. Duct tape heals all wounds.
  • 29. Pro Wrestling is suddenly cool again.
  • 30. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them even more.
  • 31. Showers become less important, sleep becomes more important.
  • 32. You will eat anywhere that is a buffet.
  • 33. You realize college is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.
  • 34. Procrastination is an art form.
  • 35. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.
  • 36. The only time to dress up is when all your jeans are dirty.
  • 37. You'll eat anything if it's free.
  • 38. College football is the coolest thing on the planet.
  • 39. Cartoons are for all ages.
  • 40. You are never alone.

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