Rejected Childrens Books

  • 1. You Are Different and That’s Bad
  • 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
  • 3. Dad’s New Wife Robert
  • 4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
  • 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
  • 6. The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
  • 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  • 8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  • 9. All Cats Go To Hell
  • 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  • 11. Some Kittens Can Fly
  • 12. That’s It, I’m Putting You Up for Adoption
  • 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
  • 14. The Magic World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator
  • 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  • 16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
  • 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
  • 18. Whining, Kicking, and Crying to Get Your Way
  • 19. You Were an Accident
  • 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  • 21. Pop! Goes the Hamster… And Other Fun Microwave Games
  • 22. The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan
  • 23. Your Nightmares Are Real
  • 24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
  • 25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
  • 26. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
  • 27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
  • 28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry