Why Aren't You Married Yet?

  • 1. You haven't asked yet.
  • 2. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
  • 3. Because I just love hearing this question.
  • 4. Just lucky, I guess.
  • 5. It gives my mother something to live for.
  • 6. My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.
  • 7. I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.
  • 8. Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?
  • 9. I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
  • 10. It didn't seem worth a blood test.
  • 11. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
  • 12. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
  • 13. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.
  • 14. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
  • 15. They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
  • 16. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
  • 17. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.
  • 18. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
  • 19. I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
  • 20. Why aren't you thin?
  • 21. I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.
  • 22. (Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.