Semi-Useful and Totally Unique Quotes From Yours Truely...
Nobody can be as imperfect as I would like them to be.
Those who can... don't like those who box.
I came, I saw, I painted it green.
The more sucessful you are, the more people want you to screw up.
No matter how hard you try you will never have it better than your cat.
Goats will only eat the things you want them to stay away from.
Sex: America's favorite pastime.
Got milk? That's good, I wasn't going to share anyway.
Spam: The other non-meat.
I don't really like the way you think, but I'm glad that you do.
Peanut Butter. It works on soooooo many levels.
Small minds think alike, great minds think different.
Things you shouldn't touch:
- green slimy things
- the inside of an electrical socket
- a two-year-olds toys
My Favorite Soft Things
- kitties
- bunnies
- my hair (don't ask)