These were taken out of the Disney Adventures magazine. Hope you enjoy it, I though it was hilarious. If you have trouble reading it, e-mail me. If I get enough complaints, I'll type the thing out. Thanks!
'N Sync-Able!
Somewhere between Peoria and Dublique, the 'N Sync tour bus speeds toward yet another sold-out 'N Sync concert
Justin: Joey, don't you EVER get tired of reading those comic books?
Joey: About as often as you get tired of playing B-BALL, Justin!
Chris: What I don't get is how JC never gets tired of SLEEPING! That guy has more Z's than the dictionary!
Joey: Lance, don't you ever get tired of messing with your gadgets?
Lance: Well, you never know when a gadget might come in handy!
(clang, clang)
JC: Huh, wuzzat?!
All: What's the word, Eisenhower?
Eisenhower: I wuz AFRAID of this. We need a new spark plug! This bus ain't going NOWHERE till we get one!
Chris: But we've got a SHOW to play in Springfield tonight at 8:00!
Chris: Spark plug? Let's hike over to that house and ask for help.
(Ding dong!)
Girl: Hello?
Lance: Hi, we're 'N Sync...
Joey: And our bus has got no flow
JC: We need a spark plug to make it go!
Joey: What's your name, gorgeous?
Girl: Amber.
Joey: Say, do you come here often?
Amber: Actually, I LIVE here.
Guy: Who are these CLOWNS, sis?
Amber: They say they're a singing group and their tour bus broke down, Bruno.
Bruno: Singing group, eh?
JC: Hi, my name is JC, and this is Justin. If we don't get our bus going we're going to miss our show tonight.
Bruno: Yeah, yeah. Save it. Do you have any idea how many guys with funny hair show up here every day claiming to be a rock group?
JC: Uh, no...
Chris: You and your big mouth!
Joey: Me? What did I do?
Bruno: Maybe if you can PROVE that you really are a singing group...
Justin: Come on, before we DRIVE OURSELVES CRAZY, let's show who we are!
JC: This broken bus is TEARING UP OUR HEART...
Justin: YOU GOT IT, I want it, I'll do whatever it takes...
Chris: You got it, I need it- it's only a spark plug!
(Bruno frowns)
Justin: This guy is TOUGH!
JC: 'N Sync, take it into HIGH GEAR!
Justin: HERE WE GO! Yes, yes, yes, here we go! We've got everything you need, and you've got what we need, a spark plug!
Amber: These guys are much better than the last band that broke down here!
Bruno: Not bad. Ok, guys, what do you need, exactly?
JC: All we need is one little spark plug!
Bruno: Spark plug... why didn't you say so? We don't have any and the nearest hardware store is 63 miles away!
Justin: This situation is getting desperate!
Chris: Now we're NEVER gonna make that concert!
Joey: Just take it easy, Chris. There's GOTTA be a way...
Lance: There is... I figured out how to make a spark plug out of some stuf lying around the yard.
Justin: Alright! Way to go!
Amber: The concert is saved! I wish I could go!
JC: I think that can be arranged...
Justin: HERE WE GO! 'N SYNC HAS GOT THE FLOW!
Joey: Ok, Lance, I'll never make fun of you and your gadgets again.
Lance: Great! But I'm still going to make fun of you!
Joey: D'oh!
