Welcome to my banner page. If you include my banner on your page, I'll add yours here. If you like my page, just add my banner anyway. It's easy. Just ask me for the code if you don't know how.
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This could be a useful site if travel is your thing. Judging from the people that visit my page, porn is more likely your thing though. heh That, or stalking. Probably both. But if you're planning that long awaited trip to Upper Volta or Lichtenstein, check out Gates 96 first.
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This guy is a little (a little?) unstable, but he's really a great guy, so you should sign his guestbook and/or leave a message on his message board!
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Same as above, only twice as fun!
The notorious message board
If you enjoy my page or message board, feel free to promote them on your page by adding a banner to your page and linking it appropriately.
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This is Dr. Mike's "Two-Bit Award Page". Dr. Mike lives in Alaska. It gets mighty cold in Alaska. It gets mighty lonely in Alaska. Why don't you visit Dr. Mike's site. He could use the traffic. The grizzlies look more and more attractive every day. Dr. Mike?
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Amanda is the patron saint of hippos, I think. She rescued one from my barbeque spit. He didn't seem to be in a hurry to leave though. That could have been because he was dead. I'm kidding! All you animal rights wackos can go hug a porcupine or something. Go visit Amanda's site. She did a terrific job on it.
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The Mazyboltons are the poster children for the abolishment of imbreeding. The Dear Papi column is a bastion of last resorts when one is in search of advice. You can submit a question of your own or just laugh at the fools who have. I won't tell which submissions are mine!
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No, OzWitch is not a German concentration camp, she's the brains behind this site which made me feel like I entered a time warp into the past. I often feel that way though. You may learn something here, or you can just enjoy her artwork and poetry. Or do like I did and just get spellbound by all the pretty colours...
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The banner let's us know what Chris' favourite pastime is..his website. What were you thinking? OH MY! Get out of the gutter. THAT is his SECOND favourite pastime. heh I'm sure I lost your attention now too, so stop by his site and see what all the fuss is about.
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Cigal (aka Christa) is a Swiss miss who offers you art, not cocoa on her site. I'm talking art other than the Garfunkel variety. She's very talented in a variety of artwork forms. You can even use some of her work as greeting cards. I think she's pretty talented so yodel on into her site.
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Public Enemas? What better way to humiliate someone? It sure can be embarrassing, especially when you thought the curtains were closed and the neighbour you're fighting with has a video camera and the names and addresses of all your friends and family. *sigh* But I digress. Public Enemas is a forum run by Chava where no mercy is spared in fleecing those who deserve it most. It's an entertained place frequented by several opinionated characters. Feel free to join in!
We all know e-mail can be a pain. I have a solution if you just don't have the time. You've heard of prefabricated housing, but now there's RICK'S PREFABRICATED E-MAIL.
I've created a page on which to unleash crazy things that pop into my head. I call it Psycho Babbling. I plan to add to it over time as future madness strikes. So please click on the link below.
I've come up with my very own get rich scheme. Doesn't everyone have one? Buying lottery tickets just isn't panning out. So please click on the link below.
I'm a sports fan and I've created a page where I have some fun with the names of athletes, and poked fun at some athletes themselves. I don't think you have to even like sports to get enjoyment out of the results.
View all current and past guestbook entries in one place (minus the broken links and images!) by clicking on the image directly above.
Add your name to my mailing list if you'd like to be notified when I add something to my page. Mailings will be infrequent because I'm to lazy to be too creative.
The song you would be hearing if I didn't remove my midi files is "Bad Moon Rising" by CCR. This is the lesser heard version by the organist at my church.
Click on the door to go to "Rick's Padded Cell" (about me page)
