Kooky Kaptions (3)

-11-

Woman: "Honey, that's not a quarter, and you've inserted it in the wrong slot."

-12-

"Just preparing for the spelling bee, Mom!! ...That's a clitoris, Billy. C-L-I-T-O-R-I-S, clitoris." Being Bill Gates' kids isn't easy either..."We know where we want to go today. Why won't our *%#!@&# dad make products that will get us there?"

-13-

"You mean I press this button and an angled mirror flips upward to permit light to pass to the back of this thingamagig, where some kind of film is located, while simultaneously, a pair of curtains just in front of the film open to let the light hit the film? Then these curtains close and the mirror drops back to it's normal viewing position? And this is going to capture an image of what I see through this window which can be developed in a lab for later viewing? Oh go on! Do I look stupid? Am I on Candid Camera or something?" "Ok, that was foul. I distinctly said, 'say cheese, Al' "

-14-

Monica Lewinsky displays her one true talent.

-15-

Wide receivers' coach, Fred Biletnikoff, vehemently denied allegations that Stick-Um was being used by Jimmy "All thumbs" Spencer, and stated that superior coaching techniques were more likely responsible for his dramatic turnaround.

*Photo #13-The woman is Al Gore's wife, Tipper.

*Photo #14-Not actually Monica Lewinsky.

*Photo #15-Fred Biletnikoff was a star receiver for the Oakland Raiders. He has since turned to coaching duties. He was notoriously known for using the illegal substance Stick-Um, but never admitted to it.