Kooky Kaptions (5)

-21-

"You are getting very sleepy..very, very sleepy. You will awaken at the sound of me sighing contentedly. Now, lick my balls quickly, before I go crazy, you stupid human. Then take this damn thing off of me!"

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Scenes from the Florida election: "I'm sorry Miss Harris. You'll have to do this news conference without make-up. Between you and Al Gore, you've depleted the entire world's supply." "Look at this, Katherine. Someone's poked a hole through Florida. Sloppy work at that. They've left a piece dangling. It must have been a democrat." "To the north is an idyllic country called Canada. They are governed by an efficiently run democracy that gets same day election results without controversy."

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"Don't mind me. I enjoy playing with little boys' tools."

-24-

In an alternate conclusion to Hollow Man, a beach-goer confidently applies a figure four leg lock to the stunned villain and makes him say "uncle" as well as promise to apologize for being bad. A disgruntled audience, taking advantage of Kevin Bacon's predicament, demanded he refund their money before being set free. No compensation could ever make up for their wasted two hours however. David Hasselhoff's stunt double awaits his next love scene on the set of Baywatch.

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Does anyone know a subtle way to tell someone that their cock is showing in public?

Photo #22-The woman in the photo is Florida Secretary of State, Katherine Harris..who became a highly public figure during the 2000 election scandal.
   Caption #1-She apparently went to the Tammy Faye Baker school of make-up application.
   Caption #2-A hanging or dangling chad reference, in case you slept through the latter part of 2000.

Photo #25-In case you can't quite make it out..there's something foul, not obscene sticking out of the robe.