There should be no discriminatory or offensive material on your site.
There should be no heavy construction going on.
There has to be a reason I'm at this page-would you give it an award?
There should not be a bunch of dead links.
You must link my page to my award on your site.
Thou shall not be a poor loser if thou doth not win my award.
Thou may reapply if you make improvements on your site after you fail to
win.
Rick has the final say in all matters and holds the right to revoke his
award if your site fails to live up to reasonable standards. This is not
censorship, but it's my name on the award, and I don't want my name associated
with certain things, ok?
There are two different awards. If you win, you can decide which one
you'd like to post on your site. Don't even think of stealing one. If I find out
someone is displaying my award who is not a certified recipient, I will dedicate
a page that derides said person and their site without mercy in the Wee and
Desperate Losers Hall of Shame. You don't want that dishonour. Trust me. All official winners are posted on my "Winners" page.
If you are allergic to forms or if filling them out is against your
religious convictions, you can fill out the pertinent info and send it via
e-mail to the address found at the e-mail link near the bottom of this page. Or send it to any address that
you like, although the recipient might wonder what the heck you're
smoking.
We all know e-mail can be a pain. I have a solution if you just don't
have the time. You've heard of prefabricated housing, but now there's RICK'S
PREFABRICATED E-MAIL.
I've created a page on which to unleash crazy things that pop into my head. I call it Psycho Babbling. I plan to add to it over time as future madness strikes. So please click on the link below.
I've come up with my very own get rich scheme. Doesn't everyone have one? Buying lottery tickets just isn't panning out. So please click on the link below.
I'm a sports fan and I've created a page where I have some fun with the names of athletes, and poked fun at some athletes themselves. I don't think you have to even like sports to get enjoyment out of the results.
View all current and past guestbook entries in one place (minus the broken links and images!) by clicking on the image directly above.
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The song you would be hearing if I didn't remove my midi files is "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne. I may have missed the boat, but I caught this train!
Click on the door to go to "Rick's Padded Cell" (about me
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