*Do you really like sending out the
cards full of "mush"? Next month they
will kick you out right on you're big
tush!
*Flowers that will die in less than 2
weeks, the petals fall off, they will
wilt and the scent will reek.
*They give you chocolates that will ruin
your New Year's Resolution, pretend that
you ate them, hey that's one solution?
*Some will shower you with rings made of
gold and pearls, I wonder what he gave
to the
other "special" girls?
*Thank goodness we celebrate this day
once a year, I like ST. Patrick's Day
better filled with beer and good cheer.
*Now you may ask yourself "am I really
filled with such hate"? The answer is
"No" I just wish that I had a mate.
*So I will change my mind and grow a
big, loving heart, wishing everyone a
Happy Valentines Day right from
the start!!!
*Do you like spending money on an
over-priced dinner? Now that you are
broke. you can be 10 pounds thinner.