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Welcome to the Amusement Park used car lot. Our car of the week is
that classic, the Ford Pinto. Can you say KABOOM! Lot's of people did when
they were involved in a rear-end crash while driving one.
All of our Pinto's come with a free asbestos suit. So you can drive your's
with complete peace of mind.
Call us and make an offer on the Pinto below.
It won't last long. It's hot! (pardon the pun)

You can trust our sales people.
They're all reformed ex-convicts.
Have you got a prison record?
Apply for a sales job and start today.
(Copyright 1999 Richie's Used Cars®.)