Welcome to the Park Infirmary. This is our first-aid station
and park-ride-stress treatment center. Headed by Dr. Belvedere
(also known as the terminator), we offer emergency treatment for minor
injuries,
and simple Lobotomies. Dr. Belvedere, a former Octipus operator,
who's arm was severed in an unfortunate industrial accident, performs
the worlds only one-handed Lobotomy, on the Park premises. We
find that this simple procedure can reduce the stress and aniexty
associated with the park-ride-stress syndrome.
So,enjoy the Park, the games and the rides. But if you feel
stressed out..pay us a visit..Show us your ticket stub and
receive your first Lobotomy "half off".
We also feature a genuine artificial leather carrying case,( $39.95)
to
carry your removed brains in.
Dr. Belvedere's procedures are known world-wide, and he has
never ever been convicted of any medical crimes. The
picture
below shows one of his earliest, satisfied customers. Enjoy.
thank you..the management
