THE WETLANDS
LAUNDROMAT

So, the kids have spilled snowcones and cotton candy all over
themselves. Yukk! What a mess. Welcome to the Park Laundromat.
Sit back and relax while your clothes get cleaned in our new
slightly used reconditioned washers and dryers.
Thanks to an irate customer and our crack
maintenance department, which didn't have the time to clean up the spill,
you can now enjoy watching the wildlife (one endangered duck) in the flooded
west part of the Laundromat. Enjoy!

(Swim at your own risk)

Pictured below is our crack maintenance man.

Special Park Bulletin; Where'd our maintenance man get the
money to buy that car?? All raises and overtime are now frozen!