Welcome to my life story. Grab some kleenex, sit back and relax..
Will you be crying tears of joy, or pain? Only you can answer
that question, as I delve into my past in....
Richie, Park Manager...THIS IS YOUR LIFE!!!!!

He was born many, many years ago, in a city far, far away.
(Grand Rapids, Michigan....actually.)
He was quite a cute lad, (above) wide eyed and innocent, it was
a shame he had such a ($59.99) cheap scanner.

His mother loved him. His father loved him. His sister loved him,
when he wasn't tearing apart her dolls. His dog, Prince, even
loved him. His Uncle always came over smelling of gin, and gave him money.
He loved his Uncle, and wished he would visit more often!

More real-life adventures of Richie...Park Manager.
Coming Soon!!!