So, you've found that special "someone" thru our patented Matchmaker service.
You've been thru the Tunnel of Love with that "someone".
You've wined and dined that "someone" at the Drive-in Diner.
You've eaten your free roll of Tums.™
Were so glad!!
And now both of you are enjoying a nice ride on the Merry-go-Round.
Thats just super!
Well sweethearts, have we got a deal for you...
