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THE AMUSEMENT PARK
13 STEP
TO WELLNESS
PROGRAM



Welcome. You are just 13 steps away from a bright, new future!
We can help you, or your loved one, with your addiction. Right
here! Right now! With our patented Park Program™, you can
invite him/her to the Amusement Park for what they think is a
typical "fun" day at the Park. Wrong!! We'll begin the intervention
process on the Rollercoaster, and by day's end, she/he will be
well on there way to recovery.

To see if you or your loved one qualifies for our limited 2 for 1
program, check the signs below. If you answer yes to more than two
of the questions, she/he/you may be a real sicko, and therefore qualify
for the special offer.

THE WARNING SIGNS


1. You often feel the need to wear sunglasses..therefore you spend too much
time outside, away from the computer.

2. You can sometimes distinguish the moon from the sun.. one ball in the sky
should look like the other, unless one is spending too much time outside,
away from the computer.

3. You go to bed with your loved one, and actually stay in bed with them, all night..
this is abnormal behavior at its worst, how could one stay away from
the poor lonely computer...all night??

4. You hand the electric bill to your loved one and say, "Honey, we used less electricity
this month, compared to this month last year...less electricity means less computer
usage, oh the HORROR.

5.You mention to your significant other, during dinner, that you may have left the computer
running... OMIGOD, it should always be left on, running, 24 hours a day, thereby assuring
quick, easy, reliable access.


In conclusion, we at The Park would like to say, cheer up, there is hope!
One can be weaned away from the harsh, real world, and be brought back
to the healthy hum and glow of the Monitor....

So, call us now, before it's too late! Or stop by and
walk up the 13 steps to our door, and to a better life.

Copyright 1998 The Park Program
(We are not Doctors, but we care.)