Welcome to the Freak Show. We're so glad you could join us.
Our performer today is none other than the Amusement Park's
owner and operator himself, Richie!
(Applause)
Greetings one and all. Today's performance is a freakish talent
of mine that I call RichieVision®. Just what is RichieVision®?
RichieVision® is a little known middle eastern visual technique,
adapted by me, that when properly applied, enables the user to
see an object as you wish it could be seen. In laymans terms, it's
like X-ray vision. By applying pressure to the temples and squinting
the eyes, it's possible to "see-thru" a person or an object.
Though it takes years of practice, I truly believe that anyone
can achieve RichieVision®.

You can experience RichieVision® today by observing the three
examples below and clicking on them.
Some say RichieVision® is a blessing. While others say it's a
curse. You be the judge!

Disclaimer; Don't try this at home. But if you do, here's a
helpful hint. I've found that a few Martini's seem to help enhance
the RichieVision® process. Good luck! **Hiccup**



Click on the pictures above to experience them in RichieVision®.

RichieVision Martini Gift Offer

Ring in the new millenium with a Martini Gift Pack.
You can choose from several packages below. But hurry!
Quantities are limited and are sure to be gone soon.

Offer #101, The Seafood Martini Package, for $59.95, includes;

One pair of martini glasses
One pint of Richie's Absolut Vodka
One jar of imported olives
Four stir sticks
Four live goldfish

Offer #102, The Y2K Seafood Martini Package, for $69.95, includes;

The same as the "Seafood Package" plus a flashlight.

Offer #103, The Adult Seafood Martini Package, for $79.95, includes;

The same as the "Seafood Package" plus a vibrator.

Copyright 1999 RichieVision. A new way of
looking ahead to the Twenty-First century.